It’s not almost here — it’s brewing in the damn cosmos.
We’re putting the final stardust on your next-level, soul-snatching, zodiac-meets-dragon awakening.
So unless the planets yeet out of orbit, it’s coming in hot.
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A brutally honest deep dive into why you are the way you are
(+ how to own it like the glorious divine disaster you are).
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